Sunday, June 9, 2013

PALLBEARERS

I've decided to pre pick my pallbearers.  I will send them some steroids,  cans of whey shakes, a lifetime membership in a gym and a Chuck Norris Total Gym.  So they can beef up to carry my coffin. (ALL 12 OF THEM)  Am I overweight.  Hell ya!!!!   (I'm also too short for my height)
                                                   -KEEP CALM AND CARRY NON-